I’m making this post so Maroo has something to look back on fondly. I like lists.
- Lazing around in bed
- Getting so tired from doing nothing that we have to go to bed
- Taking a cab fifteen blocks because we’re so exhausted from doing nothing
- All of the Followills all the time
- “Yeah, he does!”
- “He’s gonna have a period!”
- Rooster Failpires
- Alive by Coincidence
- Fucksgiving now being an international holiday
- Not being real adults and scoffing when people tell us we should be.
- My sex being on fire.
- “It says lots of pulp.” “Does it say mostly pulp?”
- “I’m really concerned about the amount of pulp in this orange juice.”
- “This drink makes a lot more sense now.”
- You and Tahm sharing the same pre-Empires ritual… and more.
- Comic stores and you not always getting along so well.
- My chipos.
- Fruit flies
- Pad Thai and Broccoli and Cheddar Soup.
- Thai Beef Ho Fun all night long!
- The great divide in the interviews!
- “Poor little _____ doesn’t even get a ______!”
- Three bottles of wine.
- “Where are we?” “This is your neighbourhood!”
- Goddammit!
- I am cringing!
- Writing this with you right next to me.
- “I’m a drummer. That’s what I do.”
- “No! … … no.”
- “I can’t help but notice that I want to be listening to Kings of Leon. Please put them on.” “You couldn’t say that out loud?”
The end.
